*couple walks out of a pub after a couple of after work drinks*
*boyfriend pulls out his phone*
gf: "is it Elle?" - she teases. *inside joke*
*boyfriend shows his screen to girlfriend - there were no notifications*
bf: "no one loves me.." - he playfully whines.
gf: "I do"
*both went silent upon realizing what was just said*
bf: "I'll take that"