.conversations i hav while at work.

Today at work, I met an old couple.
The old man was pretty talkative...
Here's how the conversation went:

Sherlene: Hello, how are you?
Old Man: Good good.

S: Would u be interested in a competition with Pixi Photos
to win $300 worth of family portraits?
OM: Ok. *grabs my pen and the form*

*while filling the form*

OM: So where are you from?
S: Im from Malaysia.
OM: aah... Nowonder you're beautiful.
S: aww... Thanks.

OM: So did you find yourself an Australian man?
S: Umm... No. *turns a bit cheeky* Why? Should I get one?
OM: noOOoooo................

*S raises eyebrow*

OM: Australian men dont know how to treat women!
S: *giggles* Oh yea? Are you Australian?
OM: Nooooo.. I'm greek.
S: aaH... Nowonder you're cute.
OM: haH!

*OM proceeds to talk about how he migrated to Aus when he was 19,
and "married this Kangaroo" (pointing at his wife, who was standing beside him smiling)
and how they've been married for 50+ years*

S: aww... thats so sweeet!

*OM looked proud*

*form completed*

S: Thanks so much. Have a nice day,
and good luck with everything!
OM: REMEMBER... Don't get yourself an Australian guy.
S: *giggly* ooOkaay...

*as the OM walks away, he turned back and said:*

OM: Australian men dont know how to treat woman.
They don't even know how to make love.
They do it like chickens.

*S speechless for 2 seconds*

S: Thanks for the tip. I'll keep that in mind.

*S bursts out laughing all the way back to the studio to tell her manager what the OM said*

*the entire studio laughs*

(Except one person, who was the only Australian guy there.)

HaHaa... Funny old man.
He's so cute. (his wife too)
____

SoOo...
While we're still on this topic,
Here's another incident that happened today:

*S was at woolies*

Woolies Dude arranging vegetables: Hey, how's it goin?
S: Im good. You?
WDAV: Not bad. Did you change your hairstyle?

*pause* (Cuz I have never seen this woolies dude before)

S: eer... Yea. *smiles politely*
WDAV: Looks good. *smiles*
S: *smiles* Thanks.

*pause*

S: aaah... aaaaahh.... *looked speechless* See ya.
WDAV: *smiles*

The point of this story:
"wHoaa... people DO notice me." ^^ keKkekeke...