.email from daddy; which of these "farters" are u?.

Types of farters

VAIN

A person who loves the smell of his own farts

AMIABLE

A person who loves the smell of other people's farts

PROUD

A person who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine

SHY

A person who releases silent farts and then blushes

IMPUDENT

A person who boldly farts out loud and then laughs

UNFORTUNATE

A person who tries awfully hard to fart but poops instead

SCIENTIFIC

A person who farts regularly but is only concerned about pollution

NERVOUS

A person who stops in the middle of his fart

HONEST

A person who admits he farted but offers good medical reasons

DISHONEST

A person who farts and then blames the dog

FOOLISH

A person who suppresses a fart for hours and hours

THRIFTY

A person who has several good farts in reserve

ANTI-SOCIAL

A person who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy

STRATEGIC

A person who conceals his farts with loud coughing

SADISTIC

A person who farts in bed and then fluffs the cover over his bedmate

INTELLECTUAL

A person who can determine from the smell of his neighbor's fart precisely the latest food item consumed

ATHLETIC

A person who farts at the slightest exertion

MISERABLE

A person who would truly love to, but can't fart at all

SENSITIVE

A person who farts and then starts crying

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I reckon I can be Shy or Impudent,

depending on who Im around...

I can also be Foolish...

Hate being foolish.

But I guess sometimes you dont have a choice.

oooH... and Im definitely Thrifty.

*teeHee*

You guys probably didnt need to know all that, huh?

O.o