May 23, 2006

Im an ArsehoLe...?

Zara grabbed me a copy of the QUT Student Guild Magaine today.
As I was flipping through it,
I found this article about:
"What You Degree Says About You"
It was written by a dude called Scott Forbes.

My comment on the article?

FcuKin hillarious!! *lol*

Just what I needed at a stressful time like this.
And here's what he said about fellow law students:

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Law [arseholes]

Lets face it, law students are the dickheads of campus.
It seems as if they live to make arts students detest them.
(Suit-wearing, dreadlock-despising, Johnny-loving fancists)
This student group base their pride pm three simple things:

1. Knowing words that no-one else can pronounce or understand.

2. Being able to gloat about the assets they will inherit,
and not have to earn, eg: "My dad's yatch..." or "My dad's Merc..."
or "My dad's penis..."

3. The salary they will earn in their first year out of uni.

So, on the basis of this conclusive evidence,
I encourage all students to dislike, distrust and disgust law students.
- I mean, we're going to do exactly that once they're lawyers.

... this probably isn't the best time to mention that I failed to get into law right?!?

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*ROFL*

Grab a copy of the CirQUTry if you wanna see what he said about ur faculty.
It could be worth a good laugh.

Thier webbie: http://www.guildonline.net/page.asp?name=Issue2
You can probably find a hard copy at Level 4 of S Block.

Thats where Zara got mine.

oH... and in a small box,
He make a small list of his "surface-level observations"

Blonde Female = Journalism/PR
Wearing the latest from Vinnies = Fashion
Male, total disregard for fashion = IT/Engineering
Dreadlocks and armpit hair = Arts
Appears startled by daylight = Accounting

LoL
This dude is sick and totally fun at the same time!

Mike, do tell him I loved his shyte!
*lol*

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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